I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
