I just cut my nipple shaving
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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