that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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