I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
