3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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