Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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