it wasn't lemon gatorade
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
this will be a night to untag.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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