She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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