remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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