is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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