what if I'm pregnant?
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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