How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Text me some of your sweat
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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