hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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