Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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