I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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