Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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