I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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