dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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