So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
