She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
