this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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