I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
