chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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