we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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