You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How's work?
Spinning.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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