I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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