If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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