I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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