People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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