Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
ok first of all what the fuck
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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