it hurts more in the daytime
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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