Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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