3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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