Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so that wasnt chicken after all
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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