Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
