Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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