her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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