Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I understand Curling. That high.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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