k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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