she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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