apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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