what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
