this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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