I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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