He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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