We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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