i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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