IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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