there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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