I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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