I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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