Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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