So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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