ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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