lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
