Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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