fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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