i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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